i should go to the bank more often. it's the perfect breeding place for good, juicy drama.

i went to the bank today and realized it was a bank holiday. so i had to stand in line to get to the atm's. i was starting to get bored when this couple came and stood behind me. they weren't a beautiful couple, and i thought the only reason they were together was because nobody else would want to be in a relationship with either of them. so anyways... the old lady (she must be around 40) kept cussing. she was mad because the line was about 2 miles long and the trash next to us was overflowing with coffee cups and the ashtray had about a hundred cigarette butts. everytime she talked, all i could hear was fuckin' jackasses. and i thought it was quite disturbing to be standing in line like that and all you could hear was other people calling everything a fuckin' jackass. what was more interesting was how the guy (also around 40ish) was too quiet. he barely said anything the whole time his date was ranting about the broken atm. and i almost laughed. if i was a guy, i wouldn't go out in public with a girl like that. but then again, maybe nobody else liked him.

but anyways...i finally reached the atm, and the guy on the next atm was more interesting than the odd couple. he was on his cell, and at first it sounded like he was speaking spanish. and there i was minding my own business trying to get some money out when i heard him say bakla kadiri bakla. translation: gay nasty gay. the way he said it sounded gay. but i didn't care. i had to go. it was nice to randomly hear a filipino person say things like that. i get a kick out of people talking on their phones in public places. they just don't know who's eavesdropping on them.